May
18
2009
And You Thought Swine Flu Was Bad
Author: The HandymanAs unsettling as this may be, we feel that we must reveal something startling … that you may be unhandy and not even realize it.
Unhandiness is a condition that afflicts nearly eleventy billion people. Some have no immediately recognizable symptoms (Type A). Some are vaguely aware that they have a latent fear of tools (Type B). And some mistakenly believe that they are handy, when, in fact, they are far from it (Type O-NO).
Fortunately, there is hope. Here at the Handyman show, we’re working tirelessly to create the antidote to this debilitating disorder. Thanks to the encyclopedic handy knowledge of our very own Handyman, we’re helping sufferers recover, one person at a time, one day at a time.
If you’ve self-diagnosed yourself or a loved one, and you want to start the road to recuperation, let us help. If you commit to spending just 20 minutes watching our videos, once every two-to-four weeks, you can start the healing process right away.
Don’t wait. There’s absolutely no financial obligation. In fact, we provide you with free project plans; simply download any of our PDF’s and start building today. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to contact us.
We’re here to help. With your dedication, we can make the world a more self-sufficient and productive place for everyone.
- On behalf of our entire staff,
the Handy Writer